blog roundup

Weekly Blog Roundup

Huge roundup this week, I am definitely avoiding neither house renovations nor wedding planning. So there.

Crewing Tevis 2015 from Redheaded Endurance
Tevis Volunteering 2015 from Boots & Saddles
Hands-down my two favorite posts from the week. AMAZING stories about what I think might be the #1 hardest horse accomplishment in North America, if not the world.

3 Biggest Myths about Dressage from Sprinkler Bandit
I actually disagree with all of these, but I love the reasoning and that it made me think!

The Gaggle of Girths from The $900 Facebook Pony
I love this kind of post. Interesting to read.

10 Awesome Things About Jousting at the Ohio State Fair from Wyvern Oaks
I cannot get enough of the jousting Haflinger pictures!

Everyday Fail Blog Hop Roundup from Zen and the Art of Baby Horse Management
If you need cheering up and/or a good belly laugh, look through these links.

Full Tack Ho: Lorenzini Stirrups Review from Sprinkler Bandit
I…didn’t even spend that much money on Tristan’s fancy bridle. They are gorgeous and amazing and this is a cool review, though!

The Shusher from Guinness on Tap
Yeah. Every clinic has one. This is a particularly amazing variety.

Product Review: SmartPak’s Piper Breeches from Fly On Over
I have three pairs, and I mostly really like them and keep meaning to review them for myself. This is a good overview.

How the Best Horse Dog Ever Became a Dressage Rider from Incidents of Guidance
OMG, Awesome.

RBTR 2015: The Ride Story from In Omnia Paratus
If I had a riding photo of me on Tristan like Liz got from this ride, I would die happy. Not even joking a little bit.

thrush · white line disease

Not my best week ever

I did not get out to the barn on Tuesday. I was at work until 7:30 pm tackling an emergency. The original precipitating problem was a mistake on my part, which did not help.

Then on Wednesday I drove to Boston and back (3 hours each way) for a wedding dress fitting, which basically shot my day from noon to midnight. During that time, a situation developed involving the wedding that is basically something out of the worst, most ridiculous advice column you have ever read, only it’s happening in my real life.

Then last night I got a call from my new farrier:  he was really worried about Tristan’s feet. He had significant amounts of thrush and white line disease in all four, but worst in the back. We’ve fought this before, and apparently my neglect over the last few weeks sent it into overdrive.

So instead of getting on my horse and having even a short ride through the fields, I dug through all of my medical supplies (again, some more) and commenced soaking his feet. When I got to his stall and picked them up, I actually started crying, which tells you something about how fucking awful this week has been. They don’t look good. I didn’t take pictures.

I did take pictures of my poor aisle safety decisions, that’s got to count for something, right?

While he was hanging out, I had a chat with the new farrier. He was worried that he would have to resect some of the hoof, which would lead to significant soreness that he felt could only be alleviated by putting shoes back on him. We talked through a lot of options, and I came away from it thinking that he really respected my past knowledge and expertise in the area.

The upshot is that I will aggressively treat him for 4 weeks, and the farrier will do a recheck. So the plan is that Tris will get Durasole every day as many times a day as the barn staff can do it – I left his brush bottle out for them – and I will alternate soaking with White Lightning with other methods.

“Other methods” will include a little bit of experimentation, so stay tuned for that. Tonight I’m going to pick up some Magic Cushion as an overnight hoof packing. I’ll probably also rotate in sugardine. The idea is to hit this hard. 

In terms of stress, I am actually of two minds. On the one hand, ugh. On the other hand, this actually gives me something to do that is fairly straightforward, gives me time with Tris, and has lots of quiet downtime built in. So it will sort of force me to slow down a little bit, which is the good news right now.

blog hop · stupid human tricks

ZBH Blog Hop: Everyday Fail

Oh hell yes I have had this draft saved for 2.5 weeks. I just needed power back in my home office so I could turn on my computer, because I am one of those losers who still uses a desktop at home.

Anyway! Weeks and possibly years or even decades ago (time moves fast in the blogosphere), Zen & the Art of Baby Horse Management posted this blog hop.

Brace yourselves.
Matching derpface.
Born FREEEEEEEEE
Honestly not sure which of us is failing harder here. At least you can’t see my face.

The tried and true dribble method. Look it up. George Morris says it’s the best.

NOPE.

We are not only not on the same page we are in different fucking libraries.

Didn’t you know that jumping FOR your horse helps him?
Also, I have been staring at Tristan’s back legs for a while and can only conclude that he is morphing into a dinosaur in this picture. Go ahead, look closely, you’ll see it.

wtf.

no, really, wtf.

SHUT UP I DON’T SEE A PATTERN YOU SEE A PATTERN
GODDAMNIT.
Well, that was cathartic.

helmets

Repost: #mindyourmelon, and don’t be a fucking idiot

I wrote this for last year’s National Helmet Awareness Day, and after getting into a fight with a person of astonishing idiocy on Facebook (I know, I know, don’t feed the trolls), I dug it up and thought I’d repost it.

I believe that if you are not wearing a helmet you are an idiot. Pure and simple. I’m sure you have many other fine qualities. But at some level, you are a fucking idiot. If you fall off, you will cause misery and grief to your friends and family; incur thousands, perhaps millions, of dollars worth of medical bills, and ruin your life. I do not say these things lightly.

Go ahead, gauge the impact: take everything in your life, and erase it. Now put yourself in a hospital bed. For months. Perhaps years. Perhaps even underground. How is that trade-off worth a few seconds of inconvenience? IT’S NOT.

If you post a picture of yourself on horseback without a helmet, I am judging you. I believe you to be a fucking idiot. It’s that simple.

Here’s my helmet story. About six years ago, Tristan and I had a bad ride at a home show. The next day, I took him back out to the arena where he’d lost his marbles, and I rode him for an hour and a half through bucking, bolting, sourness, crankiness: you name it. He was an utter shit for 80 minutes straight.

Finally, dripping sweat, he gave up. He walked calmly on a loose rein, and was content with the world. I was proud of him: as soon as he cooled out, he was going to get a few days off.

Then several things happened very quickly. The herd of cows across the street startled at something. Tristan’s head shot up to look at them, and at that moment he stepped in or on something. He stumbled. He went down, hard, tired from his exertions of the last hour plus.

Tristan went down onto his knees, and I was wholly unprepared. I shot forward and slid straight down his neck on my stomach. My head hit the ground, and I had a split second’s thought that my stomach was trapping his head on the ground. I rolled over my shoulder and onto my back, and then I blacked out.

Honestly, I don’t remember anything after glancing over to see the cows startling, save for that brief, dizzying sensation of my stomach pressing against my horse’s head on the ground. I don’t know how long I was blacked out for, whether I was actually unconscious or simply have no memory of lying there dazed.

It didn’t seem like a bad fall at the time – probably because of that memory loss, which I hadn’t quite realized yet. I just assumed it had happened very quickly.

So I got back on. Yep. I rode for another 15 minutes, at a walk, around the same field. Then we went into the barn.

Here’s where my memory is crystal clear. I took off my helmet, and put it down on a bench. Only I didn’t. I kept missing. I could not for the life of me set it on the bench: three, four times I missed, and then I finally put it on the bench and looked at it.

I had landed on my right temple, and that corner of the helmet, right where the visor met the rest of the helmet, was crushed in. The visor had snapped half off. The foam underneath the plastic shell was compacted, and I could pop the plastic shell in and out over the spot with ease.

It was like confronted with that reality everything else started to sink in. A dull ache started through my head, and my occiptal lobe, around my eye, started to throb. I got dizzy. I got tired. I felt thick and woolly headed. I put Tristan away and called my mother, an emergency room nurse, and talked to her on the way home (yes, stupid again) to keep me awake, then called another friend when I got home.

I was really, really lucky. If I’d fallen slightly differently, I could have broken my neck. I could have smashed several bones in my face. I could have fallen with much more impact and really truly jostled my brain.

I had about two weeks of headaches, off and on. The initial dizziness and thickness faded after a day or two. I sported a ghost of a black eye around my right eye for a few days.

The much large problem turned out to be my lower back, which had compressed and nearly slipped two vertebrae with the impact. I spent two years in PT, from chiropractic work to massage. It’s still not right, and it probably never will be, though it is vastly better than it could be because of that early attention.

If I hadn’t been wearing that helmet? I would be dead, or severely injured. My life would be totally different. I have no doubts about that.

So, don’t be a fucking idiot. Wear your helmet.

can i go back to bed now?

We interrupt this horse blog…

Confession time: I have not seen my horse in two weeks.

Have not even petted him on the nose.

Week 1: roads washed out, my commute to the barn tripled, and life got stupid complicated on all fronts leading up to a 24 hour trip to Boston for my bridal shower.

Week 2: the Great Rewiring, during which I spent every evening vacuuming, replacing outlet covers, re-organizing tools, moving furniture, shaking out sheet covers, and planning the next day’s work, and was basically too exhausted to move. At the end of that week was my bachelorette party. I got home at 3pm from that, whoo! Then I sat down on the new couch and blacked out and woke up drooling on my fancy new throw pillows 4 hours later. Whoops.

But today! Today! I have hopes for today. Don’t let me down, today. I have a new route to the barn, an open evening, a rewired house, and boots & breeches in my car.

I am caught up on my horse blog reading, the puppy is in daycare and does not need to be let out immediately after work, and I am generally starting to feel human again.

C’MON, TODAY.

house post

House Post: Rewiring Knob & Tube Electrical

When we bought the house, there was one big, glaring red flag up front: the electrical.

The owners estimated that 75% of the house was knob & tube, an outdated and potentially dangerous electrical system. None of it had been touched since the house was built in 1928. They supplied a quote from their electrician that said that rewiring the house would cost about $18,000.

Yikes. We hemmed and hawed and talked it through, then got two more quotes from different electricians, and when we made our offer, we basically offered their selling price minus the electrical work. After some negotiation, it worked out!

Next hurdle: homeowner’s insurance. In order to get a policy, we had to prove to them that we would rewire the electrical system within a reasonable amount of time. We scheduled the electrician and provided the date to our insurance company.

The electrician arrived on Monday morning at 8:30 am, and we got started.

We picked the electrician based on a couple of things: she’s a woman, has a truly stellar reputation, was smart, honest, and fun to work with in the quoting process, and she loves to teach. She told us that if we could supply some extra labor for the grunt work, our quote would probably even come down, and she would be happy to show us how to do basic work that we didn’t need a license for.

My father came up from Boston –  he’s very handy and actually has a master’s degree in electrical engineering. I took the week off to provide extra background muscle, and away we went!

On Monday morning, we figured out how to get wires up to the attic. This involved holes in the wall to determine whether the plumbing stack would provide a good “chase” – a clear way upstairs with enough room for many wires.

We were successful, and by 11:00 am had all the wires we needed in the attic. Part of our discovery process that morning was how unbelievably over-constructed the attic floor was. Every single board was tongue & groove, nailed at every joist, and then “toenailed,” ie, nailed diagonally down into the joist underneath the floor itself. A single board could have between 20-25 nails and would still need to be sawed out to remove the tongue & groove part, which had hardened together into a solid mass after nearly 100 years.

Monday afternoon, Tuesday all day, and Wednesday morning, we did the attic and second floor.

This involved: pulling up floor boards, getting wires up, down, and across to the right outlets, determining where to add new outlets (both to get up to code and to provide more convenience), and generally an absolute fuckton of hard, exhausting, complicated physical labor. My dad had a stomach bug for most of these days and was on and off, so I literally jogged from place to place to provide backup, communication, and grunt labor. I pulled up floor boards, held wires, opened up and pulled out switches and outlets, cut outlet & switch holes, fished into cavities, drilled holes through joists, made decisions about new outlets & switch configurations, passed tools, checked on circuits, and on and on.
At night, every night, I cleaned up the day’s work – took the ground cover sheets outside to shake them, gathered all the wire bits for recycling, vacuumed up plaster chunks, consolidated tools, and made a plan of work for the next day.
Wednesday afternoon and Thursday all day we worked on the first floor, which was in some ways easier and other ways harder. We were out of the attic, thank God, especially since it was 90+ degrees outside and an actual oven in the attic. But we also lost the easy drop-down of the attic, and in order to replace lights the electricians had to make many holes in my walls and ceiling.

On Day 4, Arya heard the electrician’s truck pull into the driveway and ran upstairs to put herself back to bed.
As it stands right now, after 4 solid days of work, we are halfway done on the first floor. We know at some point soon that it has to get easier, because the panels downstairs have a lot of new wire, and we have only found two circuits so far that do not need to be rewired. So we’re really hoping that the kitchen, breakfast nook, and back office are all set. We’re also hopeful that the basement will be a little easier, being all open.
On Friday, my father installed a bathroom ceiling fan in our upstairs bathroom – or got most of the way there; it was more complicated than he intended. I used my newfound skills to install two new ceiling fans in our living room & sun room, and just cleaned up/made lists/unpacked and re-packed various things.

Friday night, I consolidated one last time and did as thorough a vacuuming of rooms as possible. Today, I’m going through our overall house layout and identifying the last places we need to pull/swap wire. Then I am headed out of town for tonight and tomorrow, and Sunday night I will pull all the remaining knob & tube in the basement so we can just go through and get the last of it done.
Whew.
house post

House Post: Living Room Couch

This is going to be a very short post that does not properly encapsulate the agony of trying to find this damn couch.

My fiances parents are the loveliest people ever (I seriously hit the in-law jackpot.) Even after doing so much for us already, they wanted to get us a housewarming gift. A few conversations later and we decided on a nice couch.

Fiance had his heart set on sectional, which is…not my style. However, he also wants to keep all the wall-to-wall carpeting in the house, because he hates hardwood floors, because he has no soul. So I figured: he can have a sectional, and I will win my hardwood floors.

However. Our living room, while quite spacious, is not a modern living room. It is a 1928 living room, and in 1928, they did not envision monstrous sectionals. We measured the walls, and we started visiting furniture stores. And more furniture stores. And mooooooore furniture stores.

First of all, 90% of all of them were too big for the space. Another 5% were out of the budget. Of the remaining 5%, 4% were ugly.

Finally, we arrived at a couch we both liked, with the measurements we needed, and we ordered it. And then we waited. I’ve never bought grown up furniture before, so it was a revelation to me that you couldn’t just go get it from the warehouse. (Okay, I honestly can’t remember the last piece of furniture I bought new that wasn’t IKEA.)

Friday, the new couch arrived!

Before! Fiance was way less than impressed with my need for a before picture.
After, with bonus excited pup.
And the final arrangement. I even got the coasters out of their box so we could use them on the nice table from his grandmother.
Uncategorized

What are these spots on my horse’s neck?

A few weeks ago, I noticed these spots on Tristan’s neck. I’ve thought about it on and off since, and I can’t figure out what they are.

Two adjacent spots on the left side of his neck – can you see them, just below the bottom end of his freezebrand, and above the wet hair? 
This one’s a little harder to see, but: look at the corner formed by his wet hair, just up from the bottom of his neck. Now track up. It looks almost like a coffee ring on his neck.
On the left side of his neck, it’s almost like the hair is thinner and darker simultaneously. On the right side, it’s just discolored.
One theory is that they’re just weird bug bites. He has always reacted excessively to bug bites, from huge seeping welts to hives.
Another theory, and I am leaning toward this one, is that these are reactions to his IM Pentosan shots. But three separate spots would mean that the oldest of them is at least 3 months old. I don’t remember seeing them even two months ago, much less three. It’s possible I’m just wildly unobservant about things that are not his legs, but I don’t think so.

Any guesses?

commute · vermont · weather

Water, Water, Everywhere

Sunday, it rained on and off all day. We were predicted to get thunderstorms, but it seemed to rumble and rumble without any real payoff other than a few brief showers. At about 6:45, when I headed out to the barn, it was clear and not too cloudy, though damp from a passing shower.

I got to the barn at about 6:55, and it was already raining hard. By the time I got inside – and mind you, I parked right next to the door, so we’re talking a distance of ten feet – it was raining as hard as I have ever seen it rain in my life.

Taken out the door of the indoor.
I called the barn owners and asked if they wanted the doors closed – yes, please! I remembered that a few weeks ago the door to the indoor in particular had been left open during a bad rain and part of the footing had washed out.
It was raining so hard that the roof was leaking from the sheer force of it. Tristan’s stall had two or three spots were drips were coming down. He was so mad. He kept dancing around trying to get out of the water and glaring at me like it was my fault. He finally found a way to stand that kept him perfectly dry.
Mind you – we’re not talking even a real leak. Drops of water, inconsistently. That should tell you something about much Tristan hates rain.
I stayed about an hour grooming and tidying my tack trunk, and the rain eased up – a good thing for a lot of reasons, not least of which was that it was rattling the barn and indoor roof so hard I could not hear myself think. I’ve never heard it so loud. The rain stopped before I left, and I stood by my car watching the next storm come in across the valley. I am not a huge storm lover; thunder typically wigs me out. This was totally mesmerizing. The lightning streaked toward the mountaintops, and then the thunder rolled through the valley like giant tearing paper with an earthshaking boom at the tail. Slowly, lines of mountains disappeared as the clouds rolled in. I left before it got there.
I got home, and it started raining again, hard, not long afterwards. Then at about 10pm, when we were getting ready for bed, we lost power. I called in the outage and started checking Twitter and Facebook and yup: severe thunderstorm and flash flood warnings.
And I saw this photo. That’s 2.5 blocks from my house, at the major intersection with Main Street. I drive through there every day. See those blocky things in the middle ground, on the left? Those are the tops of 4′ tall granite columns. Unbelievable.
Our house is on a hill, and while we had some tiny leakage into the garage due to an old, dry, semi-rotted rubber seal on the bottom of the garage door, everything else flowed downhill to create flash floods right downtown.
The adjacent town where Tristan lives was even harder hit. Here’s a blog with photos of some of the roads; almost all of them are ones I take every day. The first photo is the reverse of the one I took the next day, trying to get to the barn.
So out of the 5 different roads I can take to the barn, only one survived the storms intact. It means tripling my commute – going back out to a major road, down several miles, then doubling around through back roads. Even those roads are not in great shape, with cuts and washouts bitten out of them. At least I can get there, though – there are a few houses that were completely cut off.
I knew that Vermont was prone to floods, and there have certainly been many bad floods in this area in the past – from the 1927 flood to Tropical Storm Irene – but this was my first personal experience of it!