house post

House Post: Nest Thermostat

When we rewired the house, we had to replace all of our old smoke & CO detectors in order to bring them up to code. There were, approximately, 8 million of the things throughout the house, either battery-powered or plugged in or you name it, of at least three different vintages.

So we yanked them all out and I piled them up to donate (those that were still up to code just not the right kind for our house because code is complicated), and ordered new ones. The electrician had brought the regular wired-in kind, but I took the plunge and bought three of the new Nest Protect smoke & CO detectors. They talk to each other via wifi, and they talk to my phone, and lo, they are awesome.

That is a really long way of saying that when Efficiency Vermont started a new statewide study of Nest thermostats, offering to give them to homeowners for free as long as we met a few basic requirements (check) and allowed access to our utilities consumption for the next two years (check), I jumped on board.

I installed it that night, I was so excited. Here is a step by step.

Old thermostat. Contained actual mercury, non-programmable. I brought it to our local hardware store for proper disposal and got a $5 gift card. #wining

Ugly hole in the wall, with old wallpaper behind. Awesome. I debated cleaning this up, re-mudding it, etc., but then decided to deal with all of that when we do the wallpaper & repainting in the hallway.

New Nest mounting plate, wiring not yet done.

Wired! After our rewiring earlier this summer I have probably more than the average experience at handing my home electrical stuff, but once I squared away which wires go where (with the help of the booklet & the internet) this could not have been easier.
Then we told it to find wifi. This took a little while because it had to refresh its software once it did connect.

And done! Bonus hilarity because our wifi network is named SkyNet thanks to the husband.
Here’s my Nest app. I can check in on my smoke detectors and make sure they are all working properly, and also dig into my thermostat even from work, which is awesome.
So: yes, we really do keep our heat set at 60. Welcome to Vermont. The “fallback” temp is 50, which is what it will be when we are away from the house. I am being VERY conservative with the heat during our first winter because a) I am not rich and b) I just don’t know what the energy use patterns for the house are yet, ie how much oil it really takes to get & keep it up to temperature.
The good news is that the Nest app helps us figure that out. It tells you how long the heat was on for, what times it came on, and the thermostat itself starts to automatically figure out when you’re home and when you’re away and will adjust the temperature for you.
It will also start to learn how long it takes our heating system to turn on & produce heat, and then how long it takes the house to get up to temperature. So it will adjust accordingly: it will turn it on when it needs to and make computer-educated guesses as to how long it needs to stay on.
Huzzah for technology!
At $200 each, I knew that I wanted one but it was probably not in the house budget for this season, so I was VERY excited to get this for free in exchange for participating in a cool energy-saving study. Win-win.

blog roundup

Weekly Blog Roundup

A roundup of horse blog posts this week.

Secrets to simplifying your R&R life from Boots & Saddles
Really, really good ideas, all of them.

5 things I learned at the AECs from The $900 Facebook Pony
Hilarious, touching, and thoughtful all at once.

Out of place in another saddle from The Maggie Chronicles
Interesting thinking – do you feel odd riding other horses, or is it part of your routine?

Eliminating dichotomous thinking from A Enter Spooking
Huh. Good thinky stuff there.

Breaking the mold from The Pony Club Pizza
I…may need this information. I have no excuse.

Interview: Sarah Crowe, Creator of Dyna Does Dressage Documentary from The Aspiring Equestrian
A documentary about a mule doing dressage. WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

Equestrian Apparel for All Shapes and Sizes from Hand Gallop
Great guide.

Tiny Side Project from The Reeling
AAAAAAHHHHH. I want one.

Hoof Over Time Project: Conclusion from Boots & Saddles
The whole project has been fascinating and informative, and this wrap up is particularly good.

giveaways · product review

Product Review & Giveaway!: Two Horse Tack Halter Bridle

Important clarification/disclaimer: I received this product for free as a review item.

Note: If you’re just here for the giveaway, scroll all the way down, but I encourage you to read the review, too.

Two Horse Tack is a US-based maker of custom biothane strap goods – bridles, halters, harnesses, breastplates, etc. They have a genuinely dizzying array of different styles, colors, sizes, and options.

I’ve thought seriously about a biothane halter-bridle combination for years. It always seemed just outside of sensible when I had so many other things (like vet bills) on my plate. So I was stupid excited to get an email from Two Horse Tack offering me my pick of anything on their website in return for a review & a giveaway promotion. No arm twisting required!

So, step 1: ordering. Like I said, an unbelievable array of possibilities there. It took me quite some time and hemming and hawing to finally decide on what I wanted. I chose the Traditional Halter Bridle made with Reflective Day Glo Biothane. I opted for the reflective biothane because I primarily envisioned this as a trail riding bridle, and I wanted something really obvious for hunting season. One tiny quibble: there was no true hunter’s blaze orange among the reflective options. (Or at least that wasn’t clear; there was an orange but I couldn’t tell if it was blaze orange, so didn’t choose it.)

I ended up ordering the black base, with lime green day glo overlay. I chose the Horse size bridle – Tristan is often a fairly true horse size, and the range said it ran from 14.2 to 16h horses, so seemingly on the smaller side. I went with the stainless steel hardware and matching reins, and chose the roller buckle attachments for the reins because I prefer them whenever possible. I didn’t go with a breast collar or curb strap, and chose white stitching because I thought it would be a nice contrast. (So, basically, I bought the exact same bridle that the model horse is wearing.)

The retail price for this combination was $112.50, which is actually really good for a new bridle with reins!

Because every piece is custom-made, it didn’t ship immediately, but it also did not take too long at all; my records show that it shipped within 2-3 days, and took another 2-3 days to get to me. I was really pleasantly surprised.

Since its arrival, we’ve been sort of up and down, but I’ve ridden in it about a dozen times, both in a trail riding and a schooling context.

Overall impression: I’m really, really pleased. I think it looks sharp. The hardware is all nice stuff, and the biothane itself is way nicer than I would have guessed, not having much exposure to it previously. It was stiff to start off with but is loosening up nicely. The dayglo overlay absolutely stands out, and the reflective strip is VERY reflective.

Fit: Horse size was definitely the right way to go. Tristan’s head is a comfortable fit; when you actually read their sizing guidelines, their horse size seems to be on the small side. The reins are definitely on the long side, which is actually totally fine for trail riding. It might get a little irritating for schooling. The good news is that the biothane is probably really easy to just snip and re-punch if you wanted to shorten them.

Quality: Like I said, pretty darn impressed. The hardware is solid, and the biothane is really quite nice.  It feels more rubbery than plasticky, soft and light. There are a small number of spots where the stitching is not perfectly in line, but it’s only noticeable on very close inspection.

I’ve gotten several admiring compliments on it, and it is my go-to for any kind of field or road hack, especially now that we’re entering hunting season.

I love, love, love the halter bridle aspect of it, for a lot of reasons. My current favorite is that if I forget something at my stall or in the tack room – a not infrequent occurrence – I can just toss him on the crossties and hustle back to grab it, rather than take off his bridle or ask someone to hold him or any number of inconvenient options.

However, the first time I put it on resulted in a rather derpy moment.

Tristan would like you to know that his mom is an IDIOT.
It was like my brain got mixed up between halter and bridle and I honestly stared at the bit hanging below his jaw for a moment in deep confusion. Like…wait I did what I was supposed to – OH. The good news? I just unclipped the bit, slid it into his mouth, and then clipped it back on without undoing the whole bridle!
In summary: I love this thing. I was excited to try it out, and it was precisely what I wanted. It’s not often you can say that about something!
SO. Now for the most exciting part: the giveaway. 
Two Horse Tack is sponsoring a giveaway just for readers of this blog. They’re giving away a Western breastcollar. I know most of you ride English, but I just spent a long time studying the photographs of the breastcollar and…it’s basically the same thing, without the grab strap.
Here’s what you should do:
1) Go to Two Horse Tack’s giveaway page. At the bottom of the form, enter “Bel Joeor blog” when it asks how you heard about us. This is the really important step – that will make sure you’re part of the smaller pool of people who are eligible for just this giveaway.
2) Leave a comment here letting me know that you entered the giveaway. If you spent some time perusing the website, tell me what caught your eye – what would you want to buy for yourself?
The giveaway will run through 10/31. Two Horse Tack will contact the winner directly but I’ll stay in touch as well and make sure everything goes smoothly.
Ready, set…enter!
2pointober 2015 · road hack

Vermont is pretty, my horse is an idiot

Last night I threw on my jump saddle and headed out to the fields to work on my two point. And realized that we are both sad sacks. This was reinforced by the official competitor’s list in which I have to be among the top 5 lowest times. Room for improvement, right?
Anyway. We went down the field, we went up the field, we went across the field, and then we headed down the road for a bit. It was actually warmer than it has been – in the low 60s – but for whatever reason Tristan got progressively more up through the ride.
He tried (admittedly, half-heartedly) to take off with me up the hill, and then on the road on the way back he spooked, and kept spooking: a stray cat in the woods, a slippery bit of gravel.
And then a UPS truck.
Yeah. He got jumpy when he heard the rattle of the truck behind us, and I pushed him as far to the side of the road as possible and sat deep. Then the truck passed us, and he went up and sideways. Toward the truck. I’m sure we gave the truck driver a heart attack – we were probably only a few feet away from the side of the truck, on a rather narrow dirt road.
I actually never seriously thought he would go into it – he has more self-preservation than that – but it was still an ugly few seconds as I pony kicked hard to get him to go back to the right and manhandled the reins a bit to stop him flinging his neck all over the place, all while yelling at the top of my lungs “COULD YOU JUST FUCKING NOT RIGHT NOW?”
And then the truck passed, and things were fine, until the next gust. Ugh.
So we did a little bit of walking in which he did not get any say whatsoever in where he put his feet, and we went into the outdoor and did some big trots around the edge of the arena, then incorporated some trot poles, and he did not get one iota of say in anything he did for the next 10 minutes. He had to put his feet where I told him to, when I told him to. That seemed to put his brain back between his ears, with the added benefit of getting some nice pole work in.
So, mixed success on the two point front – though I did get some work in while we were still in the field, and I stood up at the walk when he wasn’t spooking one the road – and a sort of, kind of near death experience
Tonight: dressage school with some two point practice, then some trot sets tomorrow in the outdoor.
blanketing

Ah, there’s the rub

We’re used to thinking of winter as blanket rub season. That’s the way I always saw it.

No more!

With Tristan’s host of immuno-suppressed issues have come a series of generalized allergic reactions. Last summer, he broke out into really nasty hives several times. So I got out the fly sheet I had bought on a whim almost 9 years ago because it was on clearance, and he wore it a few times when he seemed particularly bad.

This summer, we thought, well, we’ll get out ahead of it! He’ll just be one of those horses who wears a fly sheet all summer!

Yeah, you can see where this is going, right?
It’s not sensitive, did not open up in any way, etc., but damn it all. Next year, new fly sheet.
house post

House Post: Radiators Part Two

Previously, on part one: I sent two of my old steam radiators out to get sandblasted.

They came back, of course, two days before we had to leave for the wedding. I had dire warnings from everyone not to let them sit around – to get them painted ASAP, since they were cast iron and would rust immediately. Of course, it was damp and rainy outside. Sigh.

So I drove the truck the whole half-mile to the sandblaster and picked them up and got a few more pictures of the place at the same time. Typically, they sandblast tombstones. (The city we moved to bills itself as the “granite center of the world” and has several major quarries and dozens of granite sheds for all manner of granite products.)

Total price for sandblasting two radiators? $70. BARGAIN.
I fell in love with them immediately, oohing and aahing over the pretty bare metal that had been revealed. SO much better than the bland paint. The guy who did them said they should be much more efficient now, without the heat having to work through all that paint to get to the surface.
Of course, it was drizzly. And they had to get painted that night. So…on went the respirator and googles, open went all the windows in the weird back room, and then I put a fan in the window for the rest of the night to get the fumes out. It was not my best decision ever, I admit this. There is a fine silvery mist over many things in that room now and the chemical smell was unbearable for the rest of the night. It’s a room that will be gutted this winter, so that’s not a crisis, but still, dumb move.
Not a huge difference post-painting from the bare metal, which is a-okay by me! A bit lighter, a bit shinier. I used about 2.5 cans of spray paint. I’m not sure whether I could have used less or whether I needed more. I tried to get coverage without too much thickness.
The paint in question: Rustoleum’s High Heat Enamel in Silver. It goes up to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and is meant for grills and fireplaces. Hopefully the radiators will never get anywhere near that…
Siiiiiiigh.
And finally, the reinstall: drumroll please.
Remember what it looked like before?
SO MUCH BETTER.
This was a bigger investment in time and muscle than it was in money. Moving these things was a complete pain in the ass, even once I invested in some moving straps to get them back in place. The straps made a tremendous difference, but it still sucked an awful lot. Especially the stairs.
Total cost was about $85, between the sandblasting and the paint. I also had to buy some thread sealant for $10, but it is a container that should last through all the rest of the radiators. I already had plumber’s tape on hand. The moving straps were $20 but we will use them for nearly everything we haul from now on, so their investment for this project is minimal.

Worth every penny. I am so besotted with them. I don’t want to say I can’t wait for heating season, because wow am I not looking forward to those bills, but still, siiiiiiiiiigh. ❤

blog roundup

Weekly Blog Roundup

Epic catch up blog roundup…ready?

2pointober from Viva Carlos
SO IT BEGINS.

German Warmblood Registries from Not-So-Speedy Dressage
Well-explained and useful overview!

Continuing to teach an old dog new tricks from Boots and Saddles
Living the dream. I would love to drive someday.

Cantering Through Cancer from Pony Express
Legitimately inspirational.

At the Barn = In the Office from Fly on Over
Yessssss. One of my biggest challenges, too.

Our Fire Evac Plans from To Teach a Mustang
Candid, thoughtful, and thorough review of a fire evacuation plan. The kind of thing you really, really need and hopefully never use.

Polos, Boots, and Leg Protection from Sprinkler Bandit
Food for thought; also contains the best explanation I have yet read or heard for using leg protection as a daily routine.

What to expect on a green horse’s first cross country school from Eventing Connect
Logical and thorough overview. Useful read.

A Tale of a big, bad bean and heatstroke from Equinpilot
Things I never knew about cleaning a gelding’s sheath!

The reality of owning a horse trailer from Poor Woman Showing
100000% the truth.

Big Moves from Equestrian at Hart
Do you have advice on moving a horse across several states? Share it with Hillary!

Conditioning Work from Hand Gallop
Always, always on my mind.

The Rider Adapts: Top 5 Skin Care Essentials from Bay With Chrome
SUPER useful, especially for those of us whose skin dries out like crazy in the winter.

The Art of Mending Burnt Bridges from The Legal Equestrian
Possibly the #1 constant in the horse world. (Maybe behind spending way more money than you wanted.)

How to take the perfect conformation picture from Poor Woman Showing
Funny AND helpful!

Event Recap: Groton House Fall Classic from The Maggie Memoirs
I love a good show recap, and I love Groton House.

How to make electrolyte horse treats from DIY Horse Ownership
OOOOOOOOO.

2pointober 2015

The Agony and the Ecstasy of 2pointober

I finally dd t. I signed up for 2pointober, the annual two point challenge. I’ve wanted to each year it’s been held, but always missed the boat for some reason. No longer!

I try to incorporate at least a half a lap of two point into each ride, if only to get off Tristan’s back while warming up, so I am not quite as pathetic as I could be, but the difference between those short stints and a quality, sustained two point position is vast and cavernous.

So last night I set out to get my baseline, which was fraught with all sorts of problems.

First problem: I haven’t ridden in my jump saddle in at least a year. Sonofabitch, ow, said my knees and my ass. Short stirrups + hard as a rock old Passier = some adjustment necessary.

I do love it, though.

Second problem: My really poor grasp of keeping my horse forward. We started no fewer than three times and he would drop to the walk, then halt, and then when I applied crop he would lurch forward into a hand gallop, flail sideways, get pissed off, flip his head around, and inevitably the weakness of my position would be revealed, ie, I would flop around like a beached fish in a way that could not conceivably be counted toward baseline.

Here, have last night’s pretty sunset to distract you from my suck.

Corollary to problem #2, a result of the aforementioned lack of quality in my position: I can’t keep my damn leg on in two point.

Third problem: Timing. During the above-described flopping around, I dropped my iPhone. Twice. Ugh.

After all of that, I FINALLY got a baseline.

So here is my officially declared baseline for 2pointober 2015: 47 seconds.

BRING IT ON.

clipping · grooming

Spa Day Lite

I have been trying to give my horse a bath allllll summer. I kept trying to line up that ever-elusive free time + good weather + energy & willingness equation, and it never worked.

Yeah, you read that right. I have not bathed my horse all summer. I am the worst.

I have scrubbed off some canon crud, and cleaned his sheath. I’ve diligently detangled his mane and tail when they got really bad. But…no bath at all.

I hoped to do it this past Monday, but our temps are officially into fall. Unless we get a whopper of an indian summer in the next few weeks, it’s just not going to happen.

On the other hand, my horse looks like a ragamuffin. Good grief.

Not even a hint at a bridle path. Sigh.
So instead of giving him a bath, I finally decided to do at least a small something: reclaim his bridle path.
Apparently I did a really, really good job getting him used to the clippers last year when I did a bib clip for the first time, because as soon as I turned them on he started mugging me for treats. GOOD PONY!
Ahhhhhhh, much better. I chose to make it a little more narrow this time around; the last few I’ve been less than thrilled with the wide swath that I took.
smartpak

Smartpak’s STABLE Program

Some months back, I got an email from Smartpak asking to be part of a…focus group? really large study? ongoing feedback loop?

Not entirely clear, honestly. They call it STABLE, which stands for, brace yourself, “Smartpak’s Totally Awesome Board of Loquacious Equestrians.”

Every few months, they send out a short survey. It’s really, really basic. So far anyway. I think it’s meant as really high-level strategy, to figure out gaps in their product line.

The screencap is an email I got a few days ago. I clicked on the link. I am a sucker.
I’ll be honest, I signed up 95% hoping there would be compensation down the line (even a random drawing), 4% out of curiosity, and 1% because I genuinely wanted to contribute opinions. I’ve taken every survey they’ve sent me so far.

Did anyone else get invited to be part of this? Did you say yes? I’m curious as to how many people really are on this list.