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Earning my whites: final thoughts on Fair Hill from PONY’TUDE
I love this. There’s something about horse-related accomplishments that can either destroy or completely cement self-esteem, and this is a good example of the latter, thankfully!

Collected trot through transitions from A Enter Spooking
This is close on the heels of last week’s superb walkthrough of the collected canter. I found this just as useful, given my transition challenges right now!

Muckleratz from A Collection of Madcap Escapades
Not only is this the best name for an endurance ride ever, it’s a great insight into the work that good photographers do – and has many examples of said gorgeous photographer!

An Ode To The Frankenbridle (And A Blogger Thank You) from Guinness on Tap
I do 95% of my rides in one dressage bridle that Tristan has worn for 10 years now with no changes, so I found this post amazing. (In a good way! I should make sure to add.)

A Mexican Wedding Parade from The Collie Farm Blog
You guys I did my wedding ALL WRONG.

So-called Rescues and their Constant Plea for “Bail” from Equine Ink
I have…many deeply conflicting thoughts about horse rescue. This is a good point of view on some of the sketchier aspects of it.

Mule Racing from DIY Horse Ownership
If this post doesn’t fill you with glee, then I don’t even know what to link you to.

How to Build an Equestrian Capsule Wardrobe from If the Saddle Fits
I…like the idea of this post, a LOT. I might structure a similar post of my own. I think it mostly made me realize that I am a) cheap b) broke and c) soooooooooo not stylish.

How People Get to Whatever, 2017 Midyear Report from Whatever
This is emphatically not about horses! But it’s a really cool and thoughtful post about blogging – who you’re reaching, how, and some general musing on the state of blogging.

book review · reading

Summer Series: The Black Stallion Series Re-Read

I’ve wanted to do this for a while now, and if anyone would like to join in and make it a blog hop, I’d be delighted.

In short, on Fridays this summer, I’ll be re-reading the books in Walter Farley’s Black Stallion series. I’ll try to match up what I read with my childhood memories, point out absurdities, revel in nostalgia, and raise some bigger picture questions.

So here’s the list of the series according to Wikipedia:

  1. The Black Stallion (1941)
  2. The Black Stallion Returns (1945)
  3. Son of the Black Stallion (1947)
  4. The Island Stallion (1948)
  5. The Black Stallion and Satan (1949)
  6. The Blood Bay Colt (1951)
  7. The Island Stallion’s Fury (1951)
  8. The Black Stallion’s Filly (1952)
  9. The Black Stallion Revolts (1953)
  10. The Black Stallion’s Sulky Colt (1954)
  11. The Island Stallion Races (1955)
  12. The Black Stallion’s Courage (1956)
  13. The Black Stallion Mystery (1957)
  14. The Horse Tamer (1958)
  15. The Black Stallion and Flame (1960)
  16. Man o’ War (1962)
  17. The Black Stallion Challenged (1964)
  18. The Black Stallion’s Ghost (1969)
  19. The Black Stallion and the Girl (1971)
  20. The Black Stallion Legend (1983)

They span 42 years of publishing; Walter Farley wrote the first book while still in high school, which explains a lot. There are some real highs (no joke, I still get choked up thinking about the end of The Black Stallion and Satan) and oh boy, are there some lows that I bet we’ve all repressed together. I’ll get to them all. Obviously, this will take me past the summer and into the fall – I’ll decide in September or so whether I want to keep going or save the second half of them for next summer.

Next week, I start with The Black Stallion itself, the OG. I started reading it earlier this week and my most pressing question so far is what exactly does it mean when a horse whistles? Can someone help me puzzle this out? It’s clearly not a high pitched screaming whinny, because the Black also screams CONSTANTLY. But he announces every.single.thing. he does with a whistle and it’s making me crazy.
bromont · combined driving

Bromont International Combined Driving Event 2017

Last weekend, I moved heaven and earth to go up and watch marathon day at the Bromont International Combined Driving Event. We’ve been up to Bromont before for the eventing – it’s an easy drive, a gorgeous venue, and one of my favorite special equestrian things to do.

A friend was driving her pony in the Prelim division, and at one point I had the chance to be a navigator. Schedule problems prevented that from happening, but I was determined to get up and cheer her on for at least one day. I fought through thunderstorms, a missing passport, an insane work schedule, and found an AirBnB room at the last minute to make it happen. I’m so glad I did!

If you don’t know, combined driving is like the eventing of the driving world. Day 1 is dressage, patterns in a ring. Day 2 is marathon, with a timed “roads and tracks” section (much like eventing used to be) and then an obsctacle course. Day 3 is cones – driving through cones with tennis balls perched on top, as a timed exercise in precision.

Obstacles are large intricate built environments that drivers have to navigate in a specific way. The pass throughs are lettered: you go through gate A, then B, and so on. You cannot cross a future gate (can’t go through C to get to A) but once you pass through, they’re dead, and you can reuse them (so you can go through A again to get to C). There is no set path, and part of the course walk is to decide what route you’ll take. Drivers make decisions on how their horses move – better to left or right? – the ground they see that day, the way their carriage handles, and where they can shave a corner to get better time versus take a slower route to set them up better for the next turn.

Much like cross-country, marathon day is judged by time and penalty: an overall optimum time for the course, and then penalties within the object. You accrue 1/4 penalty point for each second you spend in the obstacle, and those points are added to your score. So you’re incentivized to spend as little time as possible in the obstacle.

I got to see all the obstacles driven but one (which was really far across the lake, no thank you) with singles, pairs, and then four in hand. The four in hands were INSANE. I really think that driving a four in hand through a course like this might be the ultimate expression of horsemanship. There is so much power and precision that you have to balance so exquisitely!

Below, some photos I took during the day.

2017 horse goals · 2017 life goals

June Goals

First, an article I’ve been thinking about: Halfway There: Nine Ways to Assess Your Yearlong Goals at the Midpoint.

Previously, I set horse goals and life goals. After a bad April, May was better. June is a tiny bit better still. Getting there.

May Recap

Horse Goals – original post here

1. Put hands on my horse 5x a week – No. Just…no.

2. Be less perfunctory – actually a smidge better. I really should’ve defined this goal better, but: I’m forcing myself to slow down more, be more thorough.

3. Aim toward dressage schooling shows – I’m getting frustrated about this again. Definitely not going to happen this summer, and that’s leaving me kind of sad.

4. Take more lessons – June did not happen. Fuck June, anyway.

5. Horse-specific income stream / funding emergency fund – AUGH. I was actually trending better on this! This was a small success story in June! Then, Friday morning, ANOTHER brake caliper failed.

6. Do more thoughtful work – Yes, actually.

7. Get more media – Some more. Not a ton.

Life Goals – original post here

1. Pay off car – still on track, SO CLOSE.

2. Read 75 books – 45/75

Decent, but I did not have as much reading time as I’d hoped. I’m still ahead of schedule, but would really like to do more reading. It’s one of the few things that relaxes me right now.

The Ghost Brigades by John Scalzi

The Last Colony by John Scalzi
Defy the Stars by Claudia Gray
The Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu
Hard Call: Great Decisions and the Extraordinary People Who Made Them by John McCain
3. Revive history blogs – yeah I might just take this off the list because nope.

4. Do better about food – Still doing ok at this! I’m down 20lbs, but have fallen off the exercising wagon. I need to work on that again. Weight was never my goal. Strength, flexibility, and energy were goals, and those have all fallen off a bit.

5. Decorate the house – Tiny progress: I bought some picture frames. I hope to have some things up on the wall soon.

house post

House Post: Garden Update

Last year, I built a raised bed for the side of the house.

This year, I started seedlings inside. Then they all died. *sad trombone*

So, I bought seedlings and while I was there I also bought this black plastic ground cover that promised me I would not have to weed. It was like $5 so I figured that was worth the experiment.

So far so good!

I may be fostering a Lord of the Flies situation among my tomatoes, though.

Coda to this story: all my seedlings have come back to life after some pretty severe benign neglect. Somehow I have to figure out what to do with 20 tomato plants and 6 pepper plants.

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I do not believe from Zen and the Art of Baby Horse Management
I am also deeply skeptical – though not broadly at the idea of people who can observe and know things beyond our current understandings. More like deeply skeptical of people who make their livings as animal communicators. I’ve had some bad experiences. This is an interesting take on one encounter.

Cross Country Schooling from DIY Horse Ownership
Do you want to see pictures of an adorable mustang schooling XC? Of course you do. You’re not a monster.

Let’s Discuss: Riding Multiples from House on a Hill
This is not something I have any experience with – I consider it a win if I can scrape together enough time to ride my own horse. But I know some of you out there are pros at this.

Collected Canter from A Enter Spooking
This is a SUPER SUPER helpful progression post, with photos and commentary. Collected canter is the bane of my existence. I studied this at length and came away with some great new ideas.

Welcome to the gun show from Saddle Seeks Horse
Cowboy mounted shooting is not something I have ever had the least interest in but this makes it sound really fascinating and dare I say even fun?

Stirrup length, the posting trot, and chair seat from Poor Woman Showing
Much like the canter post above, this is an incredibly helpful roundup of photos and commentary that is going to be very much on my mind when I school the trot next.

Tail bleaching tutorial from Gray Horse Problems
My two part takeaway here is a) I’m glad I don’t own a gray and b) god DAMN they look good when they clean up.

4 steps to the emergency dismount from Trafalgar Square Books
This is vitally, crucially important information. Read it. Practice it. Internalize it. It might save your life.

Craniology, Part I: What Your Helmet Will (and Won’t) Do To Protect You from Eventing Nation
The internet is just full of fascinating, factual, useful information roundups this week! I loved this. In conclusion: don’t be a fucking idiot, wear your helmet.

Being Right from Not So Speedy Dressage
I’m going to be mulling over this one for a while.

stupid human tricks

Gang Aft Agley

Man, June has been one long rolling disaster in terms of horse time. Either I’m working insane hours, out of town, or, well.

So, back up. A week ago, I had it on my schedule to longe Tris, but there were lessons in the indoor. Given his continuing shithead behavior in the outdoor, I dragged my feet, but the lessons ran super long and eventually I just said screw it and went up to the outdoor.

He was, predictably, an ass. He spent the first solid 15 minutes galloping around, and then when he realized he was attached to me, he did several circuits of a 20m circle bucking and squealing and kicking out.

But he settled in nicely, and gave me some really good work.

I took him back to the barn and hosed him down thoroughly in the wash stall. He hasn’t yet exhibited any Cushings-related heat intolerance, but I am neurotically careful in this weather, so he only gets worked into a light sweat, walked out thoroughly, and hosed down ASAP.
While hosing him down, I discovered that he had somehow taken a nick out of his LF – right on the back of the leg, just above the fetlock, directly on top of the tendon. I was a bit nervous, but he had to have done it in his initial flailing around and continued quite sound. There was no swelling, the wound was clean, and I’d used apple cider vinegar to help rinse the sweat off, and he hadn’t reacted to it at all. So I wrapped it with Corona and a little bit of vet wrap to keep it clean. Friday, there was still no heat or swelling or any indication of unsoundness, so I rode for ~20 minutes in miserable humid heat, and when he was done covered it in Swat.
I came out on Sunday to find localized heat and swelling and to find him off at the walk and the trot – more like slightly stabby with that LF than truly off.

I grant you that it’s not exactly a fat leg, but you can see it best on the bottom picture – mostly to the inside, just above the fetlock. His fetlocks tend to hold fluid anyway, so checking on it was a lot of comparison to the other leg, not to a perfect leg. You can’t even see the cut with the way the shade is falling – it’s maybe 1/4″ around. TINY.

Since then, I’ve been cold-hosing, doing standing wraps overnight, and doing a light vetwrap during the day to keep it covered. It’s been going down steadily. My gut says it was actually a reaction to the Swat more than anything – when that thought occurred to me, I looked at the container, and while I couldn’t find an expiration date, it had a label on for a tack shop I haven’t visited in at least 7 years. So…yeah. That prompted me to clean out my tack trunk very thoroughly and throw the Swat – among other things – away.

The fashion statement known as “somehow my mom arrived at the barn with only one black standing wrap.”

In the bigger picture: this was totally my fault, and totally preventable.

I’ve known for a few weeks now that Tristan is moving bigger and bigger. That’s a good thing! That’s what we’re working toward! I’ve put polos on him for his lessons for precisely this reason, and in the back of my mind I thought I should pull his splint boots out of storage for other work. I had not yet gotten around to it (part of my brain was engaged in some magical thinking about buying him some nicer Majyk Equipe boots rather than the $10 Dover specials I own right now, stupid brain).

I’ve pulled the boots out now (they were neatly packed away with his bell boots, my medical armband, and my XC gloves in a neat little XC box in my traveling tack trunk, sob) and he’ll wear them as soon as he goes back in work – which I hope to be this afternoon, fingers crossed, with a long walk and some trot to see how he feels.

Fuck June, anyway. I’d like to get back on some semblance of a real schedule, now.

pole exercises

One Pole Exercises

Tristan is both a) lazy and b) weak in his hind end action, both the hock and the stifle. He would happily drag toes all day long, and it’s not at all uncommon for him to stumble even in the midst of going beautifully. In the space of one breath, he decides it’s just toooooooo much work to pick his feet up, and he almost bites it.

Like many a horse with a less than ideal hind end, he really benefits from good work over poles. What’s more, he likes it. Poles are a nice, straightforward challenge for him. He can figure them out, and get a sense of accomplishment from them.

How much would I love to set up full grids regularly, ride complicated zigzag patterns, jump off repeatedly and adjust striding to get exactly what I want? So much. How tired am I at the end of the long work day, before I’ve even looked at a pole, much less picked one up to set up a grid? SO TIRED.

Over the years, I’ve worked out a number of exercises to do with just a handful of poles at a time, and I thought I’d start sharing them here.

Today: what can you do with just one pole?

So many things!

Use it as a target
– Put it in the middle of the ring, perpendicular to either the center line or a quarter line, and count strides to it. Add more strides. Add fewer strides. Imagine it’s a jump and nail down the exact feel and timing of coming up to it. Visualize where each hoof will land for an ideal bouncy step over the pole. Do this at the walk, trot, and canter.
– Put it in a corner, diagonal to the corner of the ring itself. Aim for different parts of the pole depending on how deep or shallow you want to make your corner. Use the pole as the target for bending, and if you’re like me and have a constant death grip on the inside rein, use the poll as your target for your release.
– Put it on the quarter line, running right along the quarter line, at E or B. There’s your target for leg yields off the rail, right up to the side of the pole, then straight down the quarter line or back to the wall.

Use it as an imaginary wall
– If you have a horse that rushes fences, pretend it’s a brick wall. Trot up to it and then walk the last stride. Or trot up to it and HALT, right before it.
– How’s your turn on the forehand? And haunches? Try setting the poll perpendicular to the wall and asking for just a quarter turn, instead, then go back. Or put it by itself in the middle of the room and take away the mental crutch of the wall, just using the poll as your starting point.
– Now imagine it’s a half wall, and put your horse’s front feet on one side and back feet on the other. Sidepass down it, keeping it in the middle. Try some shoulders-in. Try some haunches-in. The pole will keep you honest and not squirting out forward or rocking back.

Use it for precision
– Walk up to it. Put one foot over. Now the next. Now the next. Do this in hand for a horse that needs to learn patience in taking one step forward at the time. (“Step up” is one of the most useful things I’ve ever taught Tristan, who is a reluctant trailer loader at the best of times.) Do this under saddle for a horse who fumbles his way into and out of square halts.
– Put it on a circle, wherever you want. Ride a circle that hits the inside of the pole; then the middle; then the edge. That’s roughly 10m, 15m, and 20m. (If you want to be extra precise, you can measure this out.)
– Ride circles around the pole: make two edges of the circle touch the ends of the pole. Do tiny, tight, figure 8s over the pole. Do longer but steeper figure 8s.

Use it as a quick tune up
– Put it anywhere in the ring, and use it as a diagnostic. How’s your rhythm? How’s your seat? Does your horse need to be pushed, or kept steady? Did you almost get bounced out of the saddle? Did nothing change?
– Not for everyone, but: is your horse refusing to listen? Send him over the pole. If he’s more focused on resisting you than his own feet, he’ll have something to pay attention to pretty quick. (Note: don’t try this one with a horse that’s truly acting up or truly oblivious; horses can still fall from just one pole.) But a horse that just needs an outside reminder real quick? It can be a great teaching moment.
– Put the pole back while leading your horse, OR ground tie your horse while putting the pole away. Both are important skills to learn and can and should be reinforced at every possible opportunity.

house post

House Post: Spring Cleaning

Now that it’s officially summer, I thought I’d review my spring cleaning list. I still have some items to clear up, but I’ve done pretty well so far.

– empty garage of all trash
– cut up shelving unit
– get garden bed ready for planting
– clean gutters
– organize linen closet
– clean dryer vent
– wash all window sills
– put together 1 bag of cloths to donate
– swap out winter clothes for spring/summer clothes
– polish bedroom floor
– clean out pantry
– tidy laundry area
– clean all ceiling fans
– switch over ceiling fan directions
– clean kitchen cabinets
– wash & pack away winter coats
– wash & iron all curtains

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Meet Arya from The Feral Red Horse
Obviously I’m biased in favor of the name, but this is a lovely mare and I’m excited to see where she goes.

OTTBS for Science from ‘Fraidy Cat Eventing
I can’t be the only one who always wants to put an exclamation point after science!, right?

Um, anyway. This is a super cool project and I can’t wait to hear results.

Barn Dogs from The Owls Approve
I have more or less given up on making my own dog a barn dog but I live in hope, and in the meantime avidly read posts like this one, about the process of making barn dogs.

Into the land of shiny big belt buckles: PONY’TUDE goes Western from PONY’TUDE
This is a foreign country to me and I am baffled and fascinated.

Four from Pony Express
This post makes me think simultaneously “this is so cool! it’s so much fun to see horses grow up to be awesome” and also “fuck, I’m old.”

Resistol RideSafe Helmet Review & Giveaway from Saddle Seeks Horse
It’s about time the Western disciplines started getting helmet-savvy. I hope this takes off.

Big Star Offspring @ Bolesworth from Equestrian at Hart
I always enjoy breeding tracking posts like this because it’s a world I know nothing about. I’ve known some very fancily-bred horses but my own is obviously a bargain basement mutt.

2017 Show Gear from The $900 Facebook Pony
The subtitle of this weekly blog roundup might as well be “no gear post left unlinked.”

5 Things I’ve Learned Owning a Small Farm from Hand Gallop
I know the work is neverending, but this is still the dream.

Reconsidering Pentosan from Zen and the Art of Baby Horse Management
I’ve had Tristan on Pentosan for a few years with good results, and this is a good research roundup & review of the thought process of starting Pentosan.

Costs of keeping horses at home vs. boarding horses from Hand Gallop
I love this kind of granular detail. It really makes me want horses at home now.