fashion

Do you shop in barn clothes?

Inspired by this recent cartoon from The Idea of Order:

I have to ask: do you go grocery shopping in your barn clothes?
I honestly can’t remember the last time I went grocery shopping in normal clothes. The only place I drive is to the barn, so if I have my car out and about, I’m almost certainly wearing breeches. It doesn’t make sense to go grocery shopping before the barn, so I go afterwards. I am totally oblivious to the weird looks at this point.
I mean, if I’m totally covered in mud/manure/hay, I will give the store a pass, but if I’m otherwise pretty neat and clean? No question, I’m there.

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Cushings Update: New ACTH Levels

So, just to give the quick background. In August, if you will remember, the vet looked at Tristan and wanted him tested for Cushings. She drew blood that day, and sent it off to Cornell overnight. His ACTH levels came back positive, and we started him on Pergolide. If you want to read the really long version of that, here are the posts:

What the Vet Found
New Challenges: Cushings Diagnosis
Feeding & Nutrition Update

For every fussy thought that has come into my head through the whole saga, use the Cushings tag.

Timeline:
August 5: blood pulled for ACTH test
August 12: blood comes back with high ACTH levels; normal levels are 9-35, and Tristan was at 47.8
August 13: diet adjusted to low-starch, higher-calorie alternatives
August 22: day 1 of Pergolide dosage at 1/4 dose
August 31: first day of full dose of Pergolide
November 19: blood pulled for second ACTH test

DRUMROLL PLEASE

WHOOOOO GOOD PONY!!!

He’s at a great weight, he has more energy and is more alert, and he has had zero complications with the Pergolide. Here’s to a winter of muscle-building and good health. (Quick, someone find me some wood to knock on.)

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What Hogwarts House Would Your Horse Be In?

I am, I confess, not even a huge Harry Potter fan, but for some reason the fiance and I were talking about where we would place the puppy (Slytherin all the way) and I got to thinking about Tristan.

Yep. Slytherin for him too.
I had originally thought Hufflepuff, because he is a pretty laidback, sweet, kind horse. 
On the other hand, he is whip-smart, strongly dislikes hard work, is not terribly loyal (ie, doesn’t make a lot of friends with other horses). The Harry Potter Wikia also tells me that Slytherins have a highly developed sense of self-preservation, which also fits him beautifully. He is not ambitious in the human sense but he is in the horse sense: he’s always got an angle on getting what he wants, whether that’s figuring out how to unlatch the stall door, sneaking more food, or planting his feet on the trail.
(In terms of further classification, I myself am a fairly classic Ravenclaw.)
Expanding this outward:
Eventers are in Gryffindor.
Dressage riders are in Ravenclaw.
Jumpers are in Slytherin.
Hunters are in either Slytherin or Hufflepuff, depending on which stereotype you want to go with.
Ranch horses are in Hufflepuff.
Fox hunters are in Gryffindor.
Anyone else care to place either their personal horse or their discipline within a Hogwarts House?
can i go back to bed now?

Life is just not fair

I spent last week in Boston at a very, very intensive professional conference. Life was go-go-go from 5am to 11pm every day. During every break in the conference I was trying desperately to stay on top of email from my day job.

Tristan went out a few times on hacks with the working student, but I have not ridden him myself in 10 days.

Today, Sunday, I was back home and had nothing in my schedule. It’s even back up into the 40s for what will likely be the last time in 5 months.

I woke up feeling like death warmed over. I’ve been awake for 7 hours now and still feel exhausted, achey, and listless. I’m reading things on the internet and poking at some work but I just can’t make myself go further than the living room.

Sigh.

Maybe tomorrow?

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Weekly Blog Roundup

Here are a few interesting blog posts from the past week.

Challenges of the home hospitalized horse from Boots and Saddles
Mel’s young horse recently had a really, really scary fight with internal pigeon fever. I was too nervous watching the story to really link to any of those posts, but this is an outstanding and thoughtful look back on some aspects of care in that situation. Scroll down on her blog to read all about Merrylegs and her illness.

Results Are In: Blanketing Fees from Poor Woman Showing
This information has gone a long way toward making me think that after saddles, blankets are the most pricey investment in horsekeeping. Wow.

fashion · shopping · smartpak

A Visit to the SmartPak Retail Store

I’ve heard more than one person say that they had no idea SmartPak had a retail store, so I’m here to enlighten you: yes, Virginia, SmartPak maintains one retail store. It’s on Route 9 in Wellesley, Massachusetts – ironically, not too far from the original Dover Saddlery store. (At least I’m about 99% sure it was the first, anyway.)

I’ve been to the SmartPak store many times over the years, and it’s definitely kept coming up in the world as the company itself has grown and matured. Displays have gotten more comprehensive and more professional, with more complete equipment. The square footage is still relatively small (at least compared to my gold standard for retail tack stores, which is the Dover Saddlery store in Plaistow, New Hampshire, about which more later).
I’m visiting family in the area right now, and I had a pair of breeches my mother had bought for me but didn’t quite fit. So I packed them up and decided to bring my camera shopping.
The store itself is much more focused on rider than horse: most of the square footage is taken up by clothing, helmets, and boots.

Every color, every size of the new Pipers.
There’s plenty of tack, too – much more than there used to be. I think every single time I’ve set foot in the store they’ve re-arranged things to maximize their space, and added inventory.

That’s probably 1/5 of the bridles they had out. These are just the SmartPak brand ones.
There’s a separate area downstairs with information about the various Smart supplements.
Upstairs, you can find general horse equipment and other horse care items.

I love the small grace notes throughout the store. For example, this awesome space for people who just want to take a break.
Please note, to the bottom left of the coffee station, a grooming tote full of trucks and other toys. The screen was showing USEF Network livestreaming of the World Cup events in Las Vegas.
SO CUTE.
A “what’s in your trunk” display; the papers had info about an employee’s horse as well as why the employee picked the equipment she did for her horse. Really neat.
New England was already completely covered, so I didn’t even try to put a star up. Look how far people have come!
Let’s talk about the best part, though, and my source of complete win for the day: the SmartPak clearance outlet.
OH YES.

Do you see that? Every single one of those hangers is a pair of discounted Pipers. Most were 25% off. Some were 50% off. I saw several pairs at 75% off.

It’s all jumbled willy-nilly. You have to be committed to hunting through, but the bargains are amazing. On the left, Charles Owens – all at least 50% off. To the right: Tredstep DaVincis and Tredstep Donatellos, 25% – 50% off. Against the far wall, blankets from 50% – 75% off.
Things end up in the clearance section for a variety of reasons. Maybe they were customized but the stitching went wrong – or the client changed her mind. Maybe they were just discontinued. Maybe there’s a small piece missing. Very often this is where the returns that weren’t in perfect condition go – maybe someone wore a pair of breeches a few times, or snagged a thread taking them out of the packaging.

For example: white Ogilvy pad, some scuffs/wear but in otherwise perfect condition. 25% off $199. 
I had already tried on a pair of Piper breeches, fallen in love, and set them aside to buy with my store credit, but here’s where I really ran into trouble. I found that whole rack of Piper breeches upstairs, and I started hunting them out in my size. Most of them were 25% off, but a few were more steeply discounted, including a few pairs at 75% off!
I found a pair of knee patch breeches with some loose thread. 50% off. Done! A second pair of knee patch Pipers – some scuffing around the waistband. 50% off again!
Finally, I capped it off with a pair in black with white piping, which was what I’d really come in for. I “settled” for 25% off for those.
My final order was $145, having saved a total of $99. I traded in the pair of breeches that hadn’t fit, and got $45 more knocked off the price. Final score: $100.95 for three pairs of brand-new Piper breeches. \o/
I’ll write up which ones I chose, and what I loved about the Pipers, in a separate post. Sadly, our temperatures at home in Vermont have plunged so that I may not be able to really school them until the spring.
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SmartPak FTW

I walked in to the SmartPak retail intending to return, in person, a pair of breeches that had been a gift but did not fit, and maybe try on some new pairs. (I am visiting family nearby.)

I walked out 2 hours later with three pairs of the new Pipers from the clearance section.
With store credit: $100.95
AWWWWWW YISSSSS.
Full report to follow soon.
fashion · showing

In Praise of the Show Bow: 3 Reasons They’re Awesome

Will today’s blog post be the most controversial one I’ve ever written and hit publish on? Stay tuned.

I enjoyed Lauren @ She Moved to Texas’s thoughts on how horse people always seem to be chasing the next trendy thing in tack. Someone in the comments made a disparaging note about how even show bows used to be the hot thing to wear.

I’m going to come right out and say this: I love show bows. I own one. I use it on a regular basis. (Well, I use it when I show, which doesn’t happen often.)

Yes, you heard that right. I love show bows.

Yup. Those things.

If you’ve somehow managed to avoid knowledge of this sadly misunderstood piece of showing apparatus, and its polarizing influence on equestrians, take a seat. I’m going to tell you why they’re awesome and then I will serve popcorn for you all to throw at me in the comments.

Here are three reasons I love show bows.

1. I don’t have to put my hair under my helmet.

My helmet doesn’t fit when I put my hair under it. It slides. It slithers. At the same time, it’s so tight it gives me a headache. I have to re-do it constantly. I have to use bobby pins, or double or even triple layer hair nets. Speaking of…

2. I only have to use one hair net when I use a show bow.

One hairnet to keep the side wispies in, then a pony tail, then twist the rest in the little lace holder and clip on the bow. BAM. Ready to enter the ring.

3. I think they can look really classy.

Specifically, I think they look nicer than hunter hair. Yes. I said it. I’m just horrifying people all over the place today, aren’t I? But think about it: they allow people with long hair to clip that hair up neatly and quickly. Done well, they have a simple velvet bow that blends right into the helmet, and the pouch part is basically a black hairnet. Having it attached all together reduces the chances of it flopping around.

There are bad apples in every bunch that ruin it for the rest of us.

Like people who wear this. This show bow is UGLY.
Yep, this one too. Blech.
But are you really going to tell me that flyaway hair is better than a show bow?

So, there’s my spiel. Does anyone out there wear one? Do you now want to set me on fire? Why do you like or dislike them?