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Equine Metaphors

I was reading this excellent article about the history of sex ed in the United States, and came across this vaguely horrifying metaphor for male sexual energy.

“The Science of Life” even had separate segments meant for boys and girls. Part of the boy’s section voice-over states, “The sex impulse contributes to those masculine qualities which make men ambitious to strive and achieve. Controlled, the sex impulse, like the horse, may be a source of power and service. The sex impulse is like a fiery horse. Uncontrolled, it may be destructive and dangerous.” “The Gift of Life” warns, “Masturbation may seriously hinder a boy’s progress towards vigorous manhood. It is a selfish, childish, stupid habit.”

eep.

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Weekly Bog Roundup

Here are a few posts from the horse blogging world!

2nd Blogaversary Blog Statistics from She Moved to Texas
All the stats! Lauren is an excellent blogger and a great designer, so this is a really cool roundup.

Initial Hoof Boot Review: Equine Fusion Ultimate Jogging Shoes from The Journey to 100 Miles

Innovation keeps marching on. Check out these weird and really neat boots and read Gail’s thorough, thoughtful review of them.
Gracie’s Bootcamp Starts from Wait for the Jump
Saiph has been having some trouble with her mare Gracie keeping her feet underneath her. After vet checks, she’s proceeding with a plan to work on Gracie’s footwork. I really like the way she spelled out the work here, showing photos and talking about her reasoning. Tristan is on the clumsier side, so I’m always curious to hear how others have improved their horses’ steadiness.

2014 Beach Trip from Team Awesome
Possibly the coolest horse photo shoot I have ever, ever seen. Amazing.

blog hop

10 Questions

I can move my head again, guys! Hooray! Thank you for all your sympathy yesterday. I may be going back to my doctor to try some other migraine meds in the new year – I don’t want to be caught out like that again. Hopefully it’s not the start of a new trend.

Since I haven’t seen my horse in a few days, have some blog hop questions from Viva Carlos!

1. What size horse do you prefer to ride?


I like them on the small side. Tristan at 15 hands (15.1 in shoes) is a bit too small for me, though he does take up most of my leg. But 16 hands is about my max, even though I’m 5’9″ and by fashionable standards ought to be riding something much taller. I’ve done it, but I prefer the movement and cattiness of a smaller horse. I also like them more solid-built than average; not drafty, but lots of bone and a nice well-sprung barrel. Think Cob or Morgan rather than draft cross.

2. Do you school in tall boots or half chaps and paddock boots?


Tall boots. Always. This year I started riding occasionally in half chaps and Ariat sneakers, but only for hacks, never for actual schooling. I’ll also ride in straight up winter boots for bareback hacks, but again, not for schooling.

3. What do you do with your ribbons after shows?


Ummmm, throw them in my trailer’s tack trunk or the back seat of the truck and forget about them for months, then re-discover them while cleaning out and cuss because they’re all creased and I can’t actually remember what class they were for and wow, I am such a failure at the ribbons game. 
At one point I tacked them up on a corkboard, then I moved and forgot to do that again. Right now, my best ones with Tristan are all arranged on the outside of a lampshade because that’s where I put them when I unpacked that box and it looks surprisingly not-awful, even if it was 95% unintentional.

4. Do you ride/board at a large show barn or a small private barn?


Is it weird that it’s kind of both? In the late spring, summer, and early fall, it’s a super-fancy fairly large (~45 horses with lots of haul-ins) dressage show barn, like Grand Prix schooling every day. In the late fall, winter, and early spring it’s half empty (maybe 20 horses), very quiet, and has the feel of a small private barn. There are only a handful of other boarders; most of the horses are schoolies, retired competition horses, or babies growing up. I pick barns for the care first and foremost, and I think you can find quality care at all sorts of different barns. I could rave all day about the care at my barn, and the people behind it. I feel really lucky that it’s also such a nice place.

5. Have you ever seen a horse give birth?


I mean, on TV, but not in person. Kittens once. I’ve met foals that were a handful of hours old. I have no ambition whatsoever to breed or to observe that.

6. What is your favorite breed?


Morgans, hands-down. Love ’em. I always have. 

7. Favorite tack brand?


Ummm…the cheap kind? I don’t think I own two pieces of tack from the same maker. I buy what fits, is quality, and I like at the moment. Right now I have: a Passier saddle, an Albion saddle, a Nunn Finer breastplate, a Stuebben bridle, a Circuit bridle, a true no-name auction bridle, Smartpak leathers, and so on. No, wait! I also have some Passier leathers, so I guess I technically have two Passier things. Oh, and my rubber reins are Nunn Finer, so there, two pieces from them too. I am terrible consumer, apparently.

8. Would you ever buy used tack?


Yeah so that list above? Only the Stuebben bridle was new. Literally every single piece of tack I own I got used. I never really thought about that before. And the Stuebben was last year’s model on clearance at Equine Affaire. REALLY nice bridle but I paid $175 for it at a steeeeeep discount and I’m sure it’s nobody’s idea of stylish. Also, it has dog tooth marks on the noseband from an asshole German Shepherd from three barns ago.

9. Ever been on a carriage ride?


YES! Actually one of my very favorite memories is from a “carriage” ride.
I did my graduate internship at Old Sturbridge Village, where for several weeks I did a variety of museum-y things around. Two days a week I was in costume doing interpretation, one day at the farm and one day at another house. (OSV doesn’t do first-person, so I didn’t have to pretend to be from the 1830s, thank God, just be in costume and demonstrate and talk to people.) I totally stalked the stagecoach driver and his horses, who were the loveliest, most well-trained animals. On my last day in costume, I got to ride up next to the driver, wearing my complete 1830s dress & bonnet, all around the village. So awesome.
On my very very last day before leaving, I brought Tristan down and rode through the village as part of an organized trail ride. That was awesome too. I’m just now realizing I didn’t blog about it, apparently? Hm. I’ll dig up the pictures and save that one for a rainy day.
I’ve been in a carriage lots of other times, but that experience really stands out.

10. How often do you go to the tack store?


I go to the farm store (ie, feed store) for miscellaneous things maybe every two or three weeks. The closest proper tack store is a ways away in Vermont, so I tend to save those trips for when I’m visiting family in Massachusetts. Dover & Smartpak are equidistant from my parents’ house, and I’ve been to both many, many times over the years. So maybe every 6 months or so? I do a lot of ordering horsey things online right now, especially with the Smartpak free shipping to my barn.

stupid human tricks

Blergh

I get migraines on average of twice a year. The last few haven’t been too bad: a few handfuls of OTC drugs, a few hours of rest, and I’m good to go.

Last night, I changed into barn clothes and as I said goodbye to my coworker, I noticed that I was having trouble seeing her. I started to get nervous, but headed out anyway. By the time I got to my car and started it, my aura had started in earnest. Cars on the road in front of me came in and out of my vision, and I lost all depth perception.
I was able to drive the few blocks home, and get drugs into my just as my aura vanished and the migraine really hit. I crawled into bed and after a few hours, felt steadier and able to sit up and have some food. Then back to bed.
This mornin I woke up with my head back in a vice grip, and the world spinning when I moved. I stopped getting migraine-specific drugs a few years ago when they began giving me horrendous side effects – the only time I’ve ever had bad side effects from drugs – and this is really the first one I’ve had in a long time that I needed them for. Oh well. 
So I am home sick today, having finally migrated from the bed to the couch. Sitting up works again, but moving at anything more than a snail’s pace is out of the question. I am watching Ken Burns documentaries and crocheting Christmas gifts.
Which is a long and windy way of saying that I am not riding or at the barn. I have hopes that by this evening I can get to the barn to groom but I am not counting on it.
Sigh. Anyone else get migraines?
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Boosting the Signal: Help out a fellow horse blogger

I’m reposting this from The Reeling: An Unexpected Mareventure. I think it’s really important. Please help if you can.

Longer term bloggers will remember Bre and Greta, who hasn’t blogged in a long time – she’s been busy with college and Greta is mostly retired now. While Bre lives in queer-friendly Austin, this is still Texas, and things with her family have gone very sour due to her sexuality. She now finds herself estranged and with hardly any money to her name. Most of us have been through the broke-college/post-college-kid phase so we know what it is like, and others who went through growing up queer will understand exactly how crappy and hard it can be. Bre needs our help while she gets through this period in her life – she’s a fighter and she’ll be fine, but right now she needs help to make sure she keeps her heart horse. It is not her fault that she ended up in this situation and she and Greta should not have to suffer and pay for someone else’s harsh and misguided judgements.

Click to help Bre!

2014 roundup

My 10 Favorite Posts in 2014

We’ll call this a 2014 review, after a fashion. I thought I’d go back over my archives and pick my top 10 favorite posts – which ones I thought were well-written, informative, fun, significant, you name it. So here we go; in no particular order.

1. Bits I Have Loved
An overview of all the different bits Tristan has gone in over the years, and why.

2. How to Identify and Read a Bureau of Land Management Freeze Brand
I did a lot of research and reading to write this, and I’m pleased with it. It’s also one of the posts that gets search hits from time to time. I wrote it after realizing there wasn’t a good comprehensive article out there that put all of this information together.

3. Green Mountain Horse Association Sleigh Rally
What a fun day – so many gorgeous horses and sleighs, so many picture opportunities. One of my top 5 most-read posts on this blog.

4. Breyer Stablemate Custom Painting
I am the least artistic person in the whole world, so I was proud of this all out of proportion with its actual importance.

5. Product Review: SmartPak’s SmartBlanket App
This post got me mentioned on a Stuff Riders Say SmartPak video and made me briefly internet famous. Okay, not even briefly, and not even a little bit famous. But I actually do still really like the app, had fun writing this, and was totally surprised at the recognition I got for it.

6. DIY Project: Custom Quarter Sheet
I still use this quarter sheet all the time, and love it. Thrilled with how it turned out.

7. Fall Trail Ride at Groton State Forest
Hands-down one of my favorite horse memories of the entire year, and I loved getting to share so many photos of just how beautiful Vermont can be.

8. How to Re-Waterproof a Turnout Blanket
I’m happy that I got this huge project out of the way and that I did a pretty good (imho) tutorial as I went along. It’s gotten a bunch of hits, too.

9. Pony Pulling at the Tunbridge World’s Fair
I can’t even properly express how much fun this was. The videos in this post don’t quite do it justice, but they’re still awesome. Another great horse memory of 2014.

10. RTR Blog Hop: Superstitions
So often the blog hops are fun, informative, and quirky, but this one really struck a chord with me. I got to share something really personal about the way I think about Tristan and it seemed like people really responded.

So, there you have it! There are definitely more I could’ve chosen, but these rose to the top. Do you have a favorite post that you wrote in 2014?

bareback · physical fitness (human)

Body Sore and Happy

Bareback December continues apace. I’ve started adding some short canter stretches in – down a long side, around a 20m circle. My seat is fine, but I’m staying limited in what I do more for schooling purposes than anything else. I don’t want to do anything that isn’t good just because I’m riding bareback. I’m pushing myself to really be both flexible and strong in my core during the sitting trot, and to really get him to move out rather than settling on a shuffle.

That’s been both good and bad. Tris has always been the kind of horse that’s warmed up better after some canter, but I’ve been reluctant to canter bareback with the ring so crowded – I don’t want to be that person who makes a dumb decision and then has a loose horse in the busy ring! So I’ve been forced to get my sitting trot better, faster, so his back loosens up faster.

Yesterday afternoon was about 50 minutes of walk and trot, with some canters thrown in. I felt like I made progress both with how deep I was sitting at the trot and how I was paying close careful attention to his body and where his spine was underneath me as we did some leg yields and smaller circles both at the walk and the trot.

The result? Today I’m a bit sore through my thighs and abs. Riding has been my primary – and often sole – form of exercise for over half my life now. It takes quite a lot to really get me sore from riding, since my muscles are all formed for that purpose. I may overwork certain muscle groups but it’s rare that I’m discovering new ones. It’s kind of exciting to be a bit sore, as it means I’m really accessing new things and working hard.

Tonight the plan is to longe, and then Wednesday off. I should be able to get some good rides in both before and after Christmas, always excepting possible weather interference. The end of December is looking much better than the beginning!

road hack · winter

Dog and/or Pony Show

My horse is so inexpressibly weird sometimes, you guys.

Case in point. Yesterday afternoon we took advantage of clear skies and daylight to get out of the indoor and walk on the roads a bit. I was still bareback, and the roads have been icy, so we oped to go up and down the flat parts for a while.
We approached a branch. There are lots of branches still coming down regularly after the heavy snow. Tristan approached, curious, so I have him his head and he sniffed it.
Then he took a piece of it in his mouth and dragged it down the road with us three or four strides, like a dog.
What the ?!
He was so pleased with himself! “Look, mom, I found it! I get to keep it, right?”
I was so startled that it took me a few seconds and them I thumped him on the neck and yelled “hey!” He yanked with his neck and pulled off a piece of the branch, then continued on, chewing on the stick.
I pulled him up and reached forward to pull the stick out of his mouth. What a weirdo!
The rest of the ride was uneventful, thankfully, if short – there’s only so long I can ride up and down the same half mile stretch…
farrier · shoes · winter

Winter Shoeing 2015

The farrier was out last week, and Tristan has his winter snow shoes on.

Two main changes to the shoes: first, the studs you can see at the heel, and second, the anti-ice rubber thingy. The idea is that the studs will help him grip on ice, and the rubber thingy will help prevent those awful ice snowballs from building up in his hooves.
I know people go back and forth on whether to do studs &/or borium for the winter. I can see both sides, but ultimately, I trust our farrier. I also tend to feel that non-studded shoes are the most slippery thing a horse can possibly wear – far worse than barefoot, booted, or studded shoes. If Tristan (still, sigh) can’t go barefoot in the front, then I’d rather he have the studs in.
Does the rubber thing work? Yeah, it helps. It’s not 100%. Sometimes snow still gets packed in, but it seems to do so much less often, and it’s easier to dig out when it does.