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A Woman Who Knows A Horse: Woodford Reserve Bourbon Commercial

I am seriously torn about this commercial, which has started stalking me around Hulu Plus. (Surely their metrics can’t be that good, right?)

I really don’t like bourbon, but I think I know how to pick a horse. And picking a horse isn’t about picking a winner. And I am reasonably sure – no, I’m completely sure – that the kind of guy who tells me that he thinks I’ll pick him because I think he’s a winner is a guy I should run far, far away from.
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Pentosan FTW

Tristan is halfway through the loading dose of Pentosan, and Saturday night was my first chance to get on him in a proper dressage school to test his new stage.

I’m thrilled to report that I noticed a HUGE difference.

Incremental changes are always the hardest to keep an eye on: over the years, Tristan has been ageing, and getting less fluid and supple, even with long warmups and all the exercise I could do for him. His long layup before and after surgery didn’t help. It was hard for me to confront the fact that he’s ageing: not that I ignored it, but more that I redoubled efforts to help him work through it, not quite acknowledging why.

Saturday night I got on, and we walked at a good clip for 15 minutes on a long rein, our usual. I picked up the reins and started in some basic lateral work to loosen him up behind the saddle: again, usual.

ZOOM.

I put my leg on and I had a fluid, through horse. His leg yield was so fast and so scopey I completely forgot to manage it and I’m afraid it wasn’t very pretty, but whooooosh we went across the entire diagonal. Then we went back. Then we zigged and zagged back and forth. Then we did shoulder-in and haunches in and he was stepping waaaaaaaay over in the back.

Then we went for the trot and immediately he felt straight, through, and springy through his hind end. Same thing laterally: zooooooom across the diagonal in the leg-yield, stepping under through shoulder-in and haunches in.

Then canter: up and down instead of that flattish gait we’d been working to improve. Near-immediate hints of softening through the topline to the right.

To say I was ecstatic would be putting it mildly!

Let me be clear: it wasn’t a great ride. I was so taken aback by the horse I had underneath me that I flubbed many things. There were suddenly many more things to gather up and different ways to ride. I played a bit with some of our cornering exercises, controlling the outside shoulder, and we made some progress.

But after 35 minutes, I stopped. He had gone farther in his warmup than he has after a full hour in recent weeks. I had been adding leg-yield responsiveness in slowly over the last few weeks, hoping to work up to going across the diagonal, but he just wasn’t crossing over sharply enough even after warmup. Saturday? ZOOM. Right away.

We finished by going outside to the outdoor ring and doing our first long lazy trotting and cantering around, nothing much, just to say we were outside. The footing is still a bit deep but nothing terrible, and it is drying out beautifully.

We’ll take it a bit slowly, because with such dramatically increased flexibility and range of motion comes Β new torque on his muscles. New ways of going, new building that needs to be done.

And we’re only halfway through – who knows how much better he’ll get?!

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Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!
Taken many years ago, but still awesome. I wish I knew why that gray bar was there – ah well.
Today I have planned: puppy supply shopping, long road hack, dropping the trailer off at the mechanic.
Tomorrow I have planned: spring cleaning for my tack trunk, dressage school, saddle fitting.
Tuesday: PUPPY!
It’s going to be a good couple of days.

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Boston Strong

In 95% of first-time conversations in the state of Vermont, one person asks the other: “Are you a native Vermonter?” or some variation on that question. Migration is a huge issue throughout the state’s history; all that coming and going, especially in the last few decades, means that it’s rare for a person to have more than one or two generations in the state. Those with longer genealogies wear them as a badge of pride.

The right answer to the question is that you are from Vermont; the next-best-thing is to prove, somehow, that you wish you were. I tend to equivocate, and say that I came up for college, and lived here for a few years; then I left; now I’m back.

Today, someone asked me the question and I said firmly and proudly, “No. I’m from Boston.”

One year ago today, I was frantically flipping from channel to channel, listening to NPR, refreshing Boston.com, refreshing Facebook, refreshing Twitter. I had friends running the Marathon. I had friends watching from the sidelines. I had been a spectator myself, many times.

Everyone I knew was okay, but I remember the feeling of desperate heartbreak, and distance, and deeply personal grief like it was yesterday. It still is yesterday, in a way.

It turns out not everyone I knew was okay, after all. Two days later, a man I had known as a boy – in passing – in the hallway – in the cafeteria – never too well but well enough to picture his face immediately when I heard – was killed. His name was Sean Collier.

Thank you to the helpers, and may Boston continue to stay strong.

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The Barn at The End of Our Term

I can’t get over how amazing and weird and amazing this short story is. Did I mention it’s weird?

Basic premise: Presidents of the United states are reincarnated as horses.

It’s a fascinating, weird read if you just know horses and a smattering of American history. It gains satiric brilliance if you have a more thorough knowledge.

The Barn at The End of Our Term

Selected paragraph:

‘Well, I for one have great faith in Fitzgibbons. I think he is a just and merciful Lord.’ James Buchanan can only deduce, given his administration’s many accomplishments, that this Barn must be heaven. Buchanan has been reborn as a fastidious bay, a gelding sired by that racing great Caspian Rickleberry. ‘Do you know that I have an entry in the Royal Ledger of Equine Bloodlines, Rutherford? It’s true.’ His nostrils flare with self-regard. ‘I am being rewarded,’ Buchanan insists, ‘for annexing Oregon.

What did you think?

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Willpower

I swear, someday I will do something other than complain about the weather. I wish I knew when that someday will come. It’s not today, that’s for sure.

I did morning chores: mid-20s with a wicked rattling wind that hit the barn and rattled it from end to end. Yesterday’s rain had frozen into a think lacquer over every inch of ground outside. It snowed lightly on and off all morning, and half the water buckets had ice rims. I was wearing many layers and so kept reasonably warm but the cold sapped my energy and made me sluggish. Midwinter bitter cold can be invigorating; this has overstayed its welcome.
We made good time on chores, and I dithered about riding, for no good reason. I finally fell back on a bullish, one-foot-in-front-of-the-other persistence and tacked up for 40 minutes of dressage school. I pushed the warmup a bit, to see how he felt running through everything quickly, and to see where our weak spots would be today.
The answer: forward. So we had a bit of a hand gallop, then a walk break, then a long trot session with emphasis on forward and round. Get the hind end moving, then load it with a half-halt, filling up the outside rein. Tried a bit of that in the canter but got nowhere, so we stuck to the trot.
When I finished up, the farrier had arrived to do the first half of the barn – we’re split into two offset groups – and I was able to thank him for his terrific work with Tristan and confirm the plan to pull his shoes in mid-April.Β 
Pentosan arrived over the weekend, but I am holding off on the loading dose until next Monday: he gets the last of his IM vaccines tomorrow, and since Pentosan can be a blood thinner for the first 48 hours, I am, as always, acting out of an over abundance of caution.
I got home at 1pm, took a long hot shower, ate lunch, read for about an hour, and fell sound asleep on top of my book. Whoops.
Tris will go in a 30 minute walk-trot lesson tomorrow, Wednesday off, and then Thursday we will attempt a road hack since the weather is, on paper, supposed to cooperate.
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Songs About Horses: Tickle Cove Pond

One of my favorite Pandora stations is my Great Big Sea mix, which I have carefully cultivated to be mostly rousing songs that I can sing along to, even if they’re more sad than not. It’s a good cleaning channel.

Tonight I turned it on and up came a song called Tickle Cove Pond, which I hadn’t heard before. It’s about an accident with a draft horse on an icy pond. Don’t worry, it has a happy ending!

(um, also ignore the awful videographer commentary, I couldn’t find a clean version of this on YouTube.)

Lyrics:
In cuttin’ and haulin’, in frost and in snow
We’re up against troubles that few people know
And it’s only by courage and patience and grit
And eatin’ plain food that we keep ourselves fit
The hard and the easy we take as it comes
And when ponds freeze over we shorten our runs
To hurry my haulin’ with spring coming on
Near lost me a mare out on Tickle Cove Pond
Chorus:
Lay hold William Over, lay hold William White
Lay hold of the cordage and pull all your might
Lay hold of the bowline and pull all you can
And give me a lift with poor Kit on the pond
I knew that the ice became weaker each day
But still took the risk and kept haulin’ away
One evening in April bound home with a load
The mare showed some halting against the ice road
She knew more than I did as matters turned out
And lucky for me had I joined her in doubt
She turned round her head, with tears in her eyes
As if she were sayin’, “You’re riskin’ our lives”
All this I ignored with a whip handle blow
For man is too stupid; dumb creatures to know
The very next moment the pond gave a sigh
And down to our necks went poor Kitty and I
Chorus
For if I had taken wise Kitty’s advice
I never would take the shortcut on the ice
Poor creature she’s dead; poor creature she’s gone
I’ll ne’er get my mare out of Tickle Cove Pond
Chorus
So I raised an alarm you could hear for a mile
And neighbours turned up in a very short while
You can always rely on the Overs and Whites
To render assistance in all your bad plights
To help a poor neighbour is part of their lives
The same I can say for their children and wives
When a bowline was fastened around the mare’s breast
William White for a shanty song made a request
There was no time for thinkin’, no time for delay
Straight from his head came this song right away
Chorus Final
Lay hold William Over, lay hold William White
Lay hold of the cordage and pull all your might
Lay hold of the bowline and pull all you can
And with that we brought Kit out of Tickle Cove Pond
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Transformation Tuesday

Hullo to everyone who has come over from She Moved to Texas!

And thank you to Lauren for featuring my journey with Tristan on her Transformation Tuesday series. For those of you who don’t follow Lauren, you are seriously missing out on a great horse blog. It’s a must-read for me every day.
For those of you who haven’t been here before, welcome. πŸ™‚ Apologies for the winter doldrums that have characterized us of late. If you’re curious about what we’ve been up to in the recent past, 2013 was an insanely eventful year and not really in the good way that my blog title generally hopes for, ie lots of eventing. The 2013 Year in Review post is a good place to start!
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Another Day

Thanks everyone for commiserating with me yesterday. I threw myself into more cleaning, folding clothes, etc. and when the boyfriend got home he dug my car out and I headed to the barn.

I ended up free longeing Tristan in the indoor for about 40 minutes, walk-trot-canter. He behaved beautifully. Our control and focus while free longeing is a bit of a work in progress, and sometimes he doesn’t cooperate – gallops to a corner bucking away and then refuses to come out, or heads to the gate and hangs his head over looking for someone to take him back to his stall.

Last night we worked through some stiffness (horses are on limited turnout with all the snow, and even when turned out he’s not doing much beyond stuffing his face with a round bale) and he ended up with a nice smooth forward walk and trot, stretching down of his own volition in the trot. Canter was a little wonky; he was throwing his hips inside during the transition, and without a longe line I couldn’t correct it, so I didn’t want to work too much on an incorrect gait.

Hand continues to heal, and hopefully we’ll continue to free longe this week and then next week I can ride again.